Boys We Would Fuck

Lindsey and Cali's photo list of gentlemen whose penises we would touch, if given the opportunity.
~ Sunday, July 15 ~
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Tangled is the best movie of all time.

Tangled is the best movie of all time.

Tags: Zachary Levi cali
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~ Saturday, July 14 ~
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You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.

Tags: Bruce Banner Cali
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~ Friday, July 13 ~
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OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.
You can run any sort of genetics experiments you want on me, especially ones involving the creation of a new human. 
Baby making.

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.

You can run any sort of genetics experiments you want on me, especially ones involving the creation of a new human. 

Baby making.

Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers Cali
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~ Thursday, July 12 ~
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Thor, God of Thunder. He can Mjölnir me anytime.
Mjölnir… hammer… I’m bad at this.
HE’S ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH FERTILITY SO THERES ANOTHER JOKE I COULD MAKE

Thor, God of Thunder. He can Mjölnir me anytime.

Mjölnir… hammer… I’m bad at this.

HE’S ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH FERTILITY SO THERES ANOTHER JOKE I COULD MAKE

Tags: Thor Cali
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~ Wednesday, July 11 ~
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You are anything but common looking, Mr. Walker.

You are anything but common looking, Mr. Walker.

Tags: Benjamin Walker Cali
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~ Tuesday, July 10 ~
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Brothers make this girl a mother. Yeah.

Brothers make this girl a mother. Yeah.

Tags: chris hemsworth liam hemsworth Cali
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~ Monday, July 9 ~
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melchebs said: holy shit its like you girls have read my mind, and blogged about it.

haha. glad you like it. welcome, friend. 

cali


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Matt Bomer. More like, Matt (lady)BONER, am I right?

Matt Bomer. More like, Matt (lady)BONER, am I right?

Tags: Matt Bomer Cali
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~ Sunday, July 8 ~
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GUYS. THERE ARE LIKE, 120 OF YOU NOW. ALMOST 30 MORE THAN TWO DAYS AGO.

THANKS

Also, y’all seem to really like Alex Pettyfer. Nearly 600 notes right now, that’s redic. That’s the most we’ve ever gotten on a picture, to the best of my knowledge. 

THANKS THANKS THANKS


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So co-come on. I want your dong.
My preferred 1D boy.

So co-come on. I want your dong.

My preferred 1D boy.

Tags: Liam Payne Cali
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~ Saturday, July 7 ~
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Hey! It’s Cali.

As it’s been literally MONTHS (wow I’m slacking) since I’ve updated - props to Lindsey! - I might post some guys you’ve seen on here before. But hey! It’s not like once you see a pretty man he stops being pretty. 

Also, I feel obligated to post a picture of my boyfriend, because I feel like he’d be upset if I didn’t include him in my list of guys I’d like to fuck, but I will let it suffice to say I am living out all my Ron Weasley fantasies with my new ginger boyfriend. Yeah-uh.

Anyways, keep checking back for more nice looking men. I’m getting ready to queue up a couple posts. THANKS. WE LOVE YOU AND WE LOVE THAT YOU LOVE OBJECTIFYING MEN.


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Have we all seen Magic Mike?
No? Well. You should.

Have we all seen Magic Mike?

No? Well. You should.

Tags: Alex Pettyfer Cali
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~ Thursday, July 5 ~
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He’s kind of a tool, but I would.

He’s kind of a tool, but I would.

Tags: Channing Tatum Lindsey
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~ Wednesday, July 4 ~
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Pippin. Not really sure why, I just know that I would ravish this hobbit.

Pippin. Not really sure why, I just know that I would ravish this hobbit.

Tags: Pippin Lord of the Rings Peregrin Took LOTR Billy Boyd Lindsey
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thequeensrubytiara said: We have the same taste in men. You girls are attracted to random older guys I didn't think any one else was dtf. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING!

Then clearly, we all have great taste! Although, I’m starting to think there aren’t many boys/men Cali and I AREN’T attracted to. Thanks for following!

-Lindsey